Find Me a Monster

Find me a monster
that I can kill
I need restoration,
someone to blame
to free up myself

Find me a mantra
that I can sing
you’ll find my yoke is easy,
my burden is light
to free up myself

Find me a gizmo
that can think for me
cook me some pancakes,
rub my feet

Find me some sweet rags
that I can wear
that don’t look like a costume
to my hipster friends

to free up myself
‘cause I am full of myself